Sgt. Younger had suggested that we should get together before he left town on vacation, and I told him to let me know when he was free. Following up on his suggestions like this was not one of Sgt. Younger's strong suits. I didn't hear from him.
Three days later (Saturday), I had what I have to assume was the plague. I could barely stay awake for more than a couple of hours at a time, and I had a raging fever. I could eat, but I could barely breathe or talk. I can't recall a time when I'd felt so sick. So much for Sgt. Younger keeping his germs to himself. So much for my cavalier "who cares about germs!" attitude.
Yet, I called him Sunday evening to wish him a good trip. No answer: I left a voicemail. I acted like I felt fine. I'd done a shot of cough medicine before the call, and my voice even sounded pretty normal. Why I wanted to keep my illness a secret from Patient Zero, I have no idea. I'm sure it couldn't be that I wanted to seem carefree and need-free. I've always side-eyed girls who act helpless at the sign of a sniffle. "Bring me orange juice! I need medicine! Snuggle me!" Okay, if I had felt like actually taking a shower that weekend, I may have accepted a snuggle.
He texted me Monday afternoon, and said he was in the airport on a layover, halfway home. I assured him that a day spent in airports was probably better than a day at work. Not that I'd know, I was still holding down my couch at home. He told me he'd call me later. He did not.
I didn't know when to expect him back in Austin, but I assumed it would be Sunday. He'd said he was going for a week, and most people come back to start the next work week on a Monday, right? I thought I'd hear from him on Monday. Because who takes time from their vacation to call someone back home? Or finds an extra 20 seconds to send a "wish you were here!" text? Not Sgt. Younger. But, I heard nothing on Monday.
I heard nothing on Tuesday.
I heard nothing on Wednesday. W T F? I decided I would probably just never hear from him again and even though the idea of that was pretty confusing, I chalked it up to me being unwise in the ways of today's dating world/youth. You invite a gal on your family hometown vacation one week and just stop talking to her by the next, right? These things happen? Hmpf.
Thursday night, close to 10 pm, I received a text from the wayward Sgt.: "Hey! I got back early Tuesday and hit the ground running. I hope we can catch up soon."
Hmmm. I decided that World's Best Hugs edged out World's Worst Phone/Text Communicator, and I responded: "Hi! Glad you came back! I'd like to get together soon, too. Just let me know what works for your schedule!"
No response. Followed by three days of radio silence.
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