The House that Hova Built : "When Jay raps, it pours right in your ear like water from a tap."
The Perils of Being a Blind Athlete : "But how do you run if you can't see?"
Tiny Castles of Doom : "A practical, no-shit bucket list. . ." I need to make one of these.
How to be Handsome : ". . .they must look their prettiest at all times."
Ten Other Products for Her : "The Tick-Tock!"
1979 Victoria's Secret Catalog : ". . .features a drab interior resembling a grandmother's house."
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